California is the definition of the very fine line between genius and stupidity, so who better to represent and govern the Golden State than the latest recipient of Suburban Wisdom’s Dickhead of the Week award, Jerry Brown?

As I write this, in April 2017, the multiple-term-serving Governor Brown is rallying around his state in support of a new round of taxes he wants to be laid on the good people of California, this time to supposedly generate needed “revenue” to prop up the state’s crumbling roads, highways, and bridges.

California Governor Jerry Brown wins Suburban Wisdom’s Dickhead of the Week for lobbying to steal more money from the people of California. Photo by Mark Miller via Wikipedia

Of course it wasn’t too long ago that Asshole Dog Licker Jerry was bragging about how his previous round of raised and new taxes had saved the state and put it Billions of dollars in the black. But now, due to an “accounting error” and some bad ass fucking storms that thankfully pummeled formerly drought-stricken California, the shithead, thunder cunt now claims – though not his fault – that we’re billions of dollars in the hole, and that unless he gouges another $5 billion a year in new gasoline and car registration taxes, our crater faced roads, highways, and infrastructure will continue to suck ass and fall apart. This on top of the fact that he won’t do shit about traffic and the freeway signs have to be wrapped in barbed wire to try to keep them from being spray painted by hooligans.

But that doesn’t bother old asshole Jerry, nope. He doesn’t want you to have a car anyway and you all can just go do thrust squats on pothole-covering construction cones for all he gives a flying horse’s twat. He just banters along smiling and joking at the stupid people of California who apparently enjoy being financially molested by Jerry and California’s other powers that be.

So congratulations, Jerry Brown, for being Suburban Wisdom’s latest Dickhead of the Week!