Sandy Berdino, White Trash Movie Critic reviews: Paranormal Activity
Suburban Cinema with Sandy Berdino, White Trash Movie Critic October 17, 2009, 1 Comment 90
2 words, Folks: Holy Crap! This movie literally scared the piss right out of me! This movie makes the Exorcist look like an episode of the Tellie Tubbies – I mean, really.
It was so scary that even the Mexican gangbangers sitting in front of me were clutching each other, screaming and crying like little putos! Normally they’d be scratching or painting their tag or whatever on the seats and the screen and mad-dogging their fellow movie goers but not during this scary ass flick!
Like I said, it literally made me almost piss myself! During this scene where like the sheets ripple on the bed because the demon is in there then WOOOOSH! This thing goes flying across the screen and everyone in the theatre SCREAMED and about went through the ceiling! So I ran to the rest room and even that was scary!!! It was all quiet and eerie and the toilet seat seemed a lot colder than usual and I peed so hard I splashed myself which again made me jump.
Anyway, I’ve been sleeping with the lights on since I saw Paranormal Activity and I’m smoking twice as many cigarettes as normal. I tell you they don’t pay me enough to review scary crap like this. No more horrors! Next movie review will definitely be an action flick or something and I’ll be going with my girlfriend, Reva Side. Till next time –
Sandy Berdino, White Trash Movie Critic
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Sounds like this one is a “wicked pisser”!
-Phil Mypockets