Officer Ken Kenner DUI Blog # 1

This week: I am Officer KENNER as in WINNER!!!

By Officer Ken Kenner

Manzanita Shores Police Department
#1 in the DUI Arrests in all Manzanita Shore Police Department

#1 Mad Mothers Against the Drunk Drivers Award 7 Years in a Row

I am Officer KEN KENNER as in WINNER!!! I the #1 puller over of the drunk drivers 7 years in a row in Manzanita Shores PD. 7 YEARS IN A ROW. And what have YOU done? That’s what I thought – NOTHING. Probly out doing the drunk driving

The Mad Mothers Against the Drunk Drivers give me award every year to because I pull over more people than ANYBODY! 612 dummys just last year I give the DUI – AND I WILL GIVE YOU DUI!

Also the CLICK IT OR TICKET but that is stupid instead of the DUI, my focus.

Other officers in my department do not have so much the successful. They not work hard like I do nor give the dummy drunkers the DUI always. Dummies like officer Vanderhoven forget that the driving is a PRIVLIDGE not a RIGHT! I not care if you don’t have the .08 I can still give you DUI – IT IS UP TO ME! YOU CAN STILL BE DUI EVEN IF YOU NOT .08!!!!

And sure – try to fight me in the court you drunker dummys – FAT CHANCE. I just make it worse and the Judge will LAUGH you out the court. I THE PROFESSIONAL and will just make the OVERTIME!!!!

Now you may wonder how Officer Kenner recognize the drunkers. Here are some of the dummys I see:

1. The Holiday Wreath tied on front of car at the holiday time – Almost always a dummy drunker every time being jolly or whatever. I will give DUI to this dummy almost every time. Dosen’t matter if you coming from the Walmart or the Macy’s or the Best Buy or the holiday party – DUI for the dummy with wreaf tied to car.

2. People that drop the childrens off at the school while still in the pajama or sweat pant – These peoples always are drunkers or on the crystal meth or the drugs. I follow a little and eventually give DUI

3. Guys with the earring – Drunker Dummys or on the drugs. Also with the tattoo. For sure DUI to dummy with GIANT DISK in the ear lobe

4. Stupid fireman helmet sticker on back window – OHHHHH, Big Fireman – I HATE the dummy drunker fireman.

5. Surfing rack for the druggy surf board and bike rack for the granola eater, beer drunker pot head cycler – Both DUI!!!

6. Hot shot looking guy – Hardly ever get them for the DUI but fun to give the humiliation and make them sit on curb on side of road while they think I do the background check. But Officer Kenner really finishing the other work!

7. Going speed limit – Nervous because they see OFFICER KENNER in the rear view. OFFICER KENNER make them wet the sweat pant then give them DUI –  HA!!!

So like the commercial say, with the drunkers with there car all full of the beer or gin and tonic with the olives – I WILL GET YOU! Officer KENNER as in WINNER!!!!!